Lyrics

Heads up Wranglers
Here's your cowgirl questionnaire
Don't push it aside check it quick
For you're a sucker on the ride

Is she looking for a husband
Or just a summer fling
Are you paying for the pleasure
Of a one-time thing

Is she a flirt ask her friends vet the exes
Search for a ghost or a hidden nexus
Are yau’ll going halves each paying their way
Or did she forget her purse when it's time to pay

Is she a solid treasure or a psycho digger
Consider attraction or a room of distraction
Look at every angle Is she a pearl or a pickup
Check the boxes Buddy Before you're set up

If her neck tag is out check the label and the price
Is it bargain basement or an expensive vice
Does she want your name are you a hero
Or want your future plans and your zeros


Does she run home to her daddy's credit card
Or gossip with mama when times are hard
Look at her grandma what do you see
Years from now that's what she'll be

Is she a solid treasure or a psycho digger
Consider attraction or a room of distraction
Look at every angle is she a pearl or a pickup
Check the boxes buddy before you're set up

The clock's ticking fast and the mirror don't lie
When you start to gray and go going Baldini
Will she stick around and chuckle
Or run from the bulge over your buckle

Does she shoot Casamigos or likes the weed
It's a red flag bucko better take heed
Does she have shifty eyes looking at other guys
Can't find a good one are you stupid or just shy

Be quick before the herd starts to thin
And stuck with the hand you didn't win
Is she a solid treasure or a psycho digger
The center of attraction or a room of distraction
Look at every angle is she a pearl or a pickup
Check the boxes Buddy before you're set up

You gotta weed out the flakes
Before you seal your fate
Check out Cowgirl Questionnaire.com
Before it's too late
Keep digging for the truth before you ring those bells
Or it's a one-way ticket on the road to hell