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Looking for a cowboy or a real man
Maybe a boy toy or a momma's hand
Does he look like Morgan or Willie
Maybe a wall street attorney
Is he hiding a wedding ring
Could be married or a phony

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Skip the dating sites and the trauma
Forget the luck or leaving it to fate
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Is his six-pack sizzling hot
Is he a Retard or vote Demorot
Check out his social sites
On the way to the ladies
Glance his fob see what's he driving
An old pickup or new Mercedes
Look's hotter in Levi's or Wrangler's
On the screens is he a football gambler
How much does he press any muscle
Is his butt tight does his package buckle
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Does he have money find out
Make sure without a doubt
Paying for drinks or do you owe
Is he prepaid or AMEX gold
Sporting Tacovas or hiddding Retros
Wearing a Rolex or a Casio
Looking at western squares or snips
Get a whiff of Prada or lip stick

Whispers of a motel or no-tell
Get him talking trash while he's drinking
Looking for a band or a nose ring
Loosen his lips what is he thinking
Is he at the gym or just a brag
Does he have a man-bun or man-bag

Is he making a pass
Or just checking your ass
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