Lyrics

Bennie the barback
Started on the backbar
Learning all the drinks
Washing glasses in the sink

This is an exciting place
Tracks at an insane pace
How fast they build a drink
Faster than you can blink

This's where a hundred bottles have eyes
People come for booze highs and lies
It's a game of pick-up peek and seek
Menus list items of discreet deceit

Bennie studied jokes in spare time
Building a storage of mimes
Tossing shakers in the air
Exchanging small tips for beer
He loves the rock bands on stage
Likes the sport bets and the games
Bennie doesn't talk politics
Religion's even worse
Better keep his mouth shut
More tips, he doesn't curse

No winking or drinking won't end well
Girls love his tight moves
Sticks with his schtick no courage
Always checks out the cleavage

This's where a hundred bottles have eyes
People come for booze highs and lies
It's a game of pick-up peek and seek
Menu items of discreet deceit

No sunglasses might get caught
God forbid to stare or gauck
Caught a wink from a guy's wife
Better not and lose a life
He's now the barman real smooth
Listens to secret deals in the booths
He stacks the cocktail napkins
Watching to make the shmuck happen

This's where a hundred bottles have eyes
People come for booze highs and lies
It's a game of pick-up peek and seek
Menus list items of discreet deceit

This's where a hundred bottles have eyes
People come for booze highs and lies
It's a game of pick-up peek and seek
Menus list items of discreet deceit

If you haven't guessed so far
Bennie the barback is really me.
Love to joke around so here's my point
Now I own this billion-dollar joint
Now I own this billion-dollar joint